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After some recent situations I have decided it's best to keep what I put in here as general as possible or only directly related to me. So if you think there' some stuff missing guess what, you're right.

Some Classic Quotes For Situations Or To Get On Peoples Nerves And Some Just Entertaining: 

"Troubles"

"And how's that working for you"

"And how do you feel about that"

"Whoops F**k" this can also be less severe with "Whoops Sh*t"

"Hey boy, your looking mighty fine in them jeans over there" said in a gruff voice

"I have a sexy car, 2 chicks said so"

 

Update 14/3/06

 

My stupid body has given out again. All minor things but combined together I feel like absolute shit. I was doing something with my whipper snipper and now I have a hole in my finger. I was doing nothing and have pulled my right hand thumb muscle so now I'm having troubles gripping things. Something on my left side either ribs, diaphragm, spleen or something is killing which is stopping me from taking deep breaths, sitting down, standing up or laying down. I have a lump on my knee so I can't kneel on it. My wisdom tooth has infected my jaw again. Then I have this saw spot in my left eyebrow that's giving me headaches and when I push there it feels like something's loose but its all tight on the other side. But apart from that I'm not bad........

Update 24/2/06

Such a shitty week this week this week. Nana's in hospital as she broke her femur Monday night and I've been wanting to go see her. Tuesday night we had tea at Deb's grandparents so it was too late to go visit. Wednesday Deb was out 10 minutes later than usual and the traffic was so bad we got home 30 minutes later and it was too late to go visit. Last night Deb had a doctors appointment so it was too late to go visit. tonight was really bad with the flooding just look at the front of my car

 

 

took extra 30 minutes again tonight. Lucky I didnt break my car been turbo and all with the water and also I had to do some driving on the islands in the middle of the road as the flooding was that bad

 

Update 16/2/06

So I totally did in my back at the start of this week. How, well you tell me since I was just sitting in my chair doing nothing when my back started to hurt. How bad was it well I couldn't even reach my mouse to continue working. Also I had such pain from it at times that I was having spasms. Driving home that night was interesting, getting into the 180 already hurts most of the time since the padding is gone from the side of my seat exposing the support rails. Then not being able to reach the top of the steering wheel made for interesting turning and blind spots well they definitely were since I couldn't twist or turn at all.

Luckily back to normal now.

Update 19/1/06

OMG I hate the bank so frigin much. I was next in line for the commercial teller for 30 minutes on Tuesday. I watched as the 10 ppl in front of me for the normal line went through before me as well as the 5 ppl that came in after me. Turns out the commercial teller was opening a new account. But NO! she couldn't tell me that and NO! one of the other tellers couldn't see I was still waiting and slip me in - toss bags.

Also get home today and happen to look at the pool table and see a huge chunk of cat fluff in the middle when I just cleaned it on the weekend. Little bastard if I catch him doing it again I'm gonna turn him into a rug or a pair of slippers.

Then how hot was it today and why would I expect the aircon to be working? I was getting a sweaty back just from sitting on my seat.

 

Update 28/12/05

Just purchased 2 games from JB and as it was the security scanner went off and when the guy checked it he said the magnet hadn't been removed. Thinking nothing of this I took his advice and lifted the games over the detector and left. When I got home I tried to open one of the games finding the magnet is a plastic strip with metal in it that stops you from opening the game. 5 minutes with a knife I managed to open the game only to find the strip also went across the back of the disk preventing you from removing that as well. Another 15 minutes with locking pliers and I broke that little puppy and got into the game. For those of you that have this happen the easy way to remove these strips is to get a buff magnet and just pull this strip out as the magnet unlocks it.

Update 28/10/05

How's this, I just went around this corner at 40 same as I do everyday and this guy in a commo was trying to pull into my lane to go around this reversing truck.
He yelled out something as I went past like "slow down".
At the next set of lights he pulled up and goes. "Hey u f**ker u better slow down. I'm going to take your number plates to a bikey group and get them to f**k you right up the ass and your car too." He then spat at me with most of it on the side of my car and some on my work shirt. Then he chucked his burning cigarette into my lap.
I tried to get his plate but he sped off too fast and disappeared in between some cars.

The on top of that guy I was almost rear ended twice. Had a P plater almost T-bone me and while I was watching them some Magna pulled across 3 lanes infront of me and I had to do a compression lock up to avoid them.

Shaking in me boots here at the moment. I'm fine though as there's no way he would have got my plates, the shaking is from the near misses.

Take a chill pill

Update 14/10/05

all too hard
 
Adam support cant read a simple fkn email
Netspace tell me its Adam's problem and Adam tell me its netspace's
Got throttled back to 27K again last night (still got d/loads left)
New monitor started buzzing heaps again last night, lower frequency = more noise
Some dickhead took the front of the lights from me this morning
woke up with a frigin headache
someone cant put the lid on the milk so i got creamed this morning (at work)
chasing quotes on getting air con compressor replaced, found out it has to be regassed too (only did it JAN)

cant remember which user name and password goes with what

got to the bank, no parks had to park heaps far down the street and go for a hike.

in the bank turned out full line up with pensioners (why? normally Thurs next week). Also bank showing their almighty intelligence and not having the commercial teller open again.

Update 10/10/05

Don't know what's been going on with my body lately. 

Got bitten last Monday on the back by something and still hasn't gone down and itches like all stuff with anything touching it - dam office job stupid chair.

 I've had these sinus pressure lately where I squeeze the top of my nose to make it go away but my nose is killing now from squeezing it so much. My knee gave out on Friday so was hobbling around for the rest of the day. 

Had a sneezing fit on Sat which turned into total blockage in one nostril, total 1 way traffic for 2 days.

Update 8/9/05

After 22 days I finally have heard back from Fibre Crazy as to the where abouts of the vertex bar I paid for. While this is a good thing 22 days after payment with me sending 6 emails and 5 pm's with no replies to any and not even having my pm's read - this is bad. Was meant to go to Meningie last night to farewell one of the guys from Coorong Dairies. I was hugely disappointed that I couldn't go.

Wife bought 3 subway cookies last night she had 1, gave 1 to her dad and 1 to her mum. HELLO what about me.....

Bloody hot at work today I was starting to wonder if our workcover covers heat stroke. The air-con sucks really bad takes about 2 days to shift over even though its on a thermostat. 

Almost got taken out twice again today. Not sure what one guy was doing he tried to shoot straight across the road, the only problem is on my side there was no driveway or road. He ended up slamming the brakes to avoid me then after I went past he rode the gutter before stopping.

 

Update 31/8/05

Man Kellogs licensed drivers are coming out in force again. Yesterday on Currie St, this guy almost takes off the back of my car and the front of the car behind me as he was desperate to get into my lane. I stopped to let a bus out (as per the new laws) and he almost runs up my ass as he wasn't paying attention. I crept forward coz of him and he thought I was taking off and floored it almost running up my ass again.

Today this old guy chucks a U turn in front of me but uses the other lane so it was cool. Then at the last sec he changes lanes in front of me and stops at the lights I was going to go through since I was too close to stop causing me to slam on the brakes. He then pulls into the Hospital on the left hand side of the road from the right hand lane almost taking out a car in the left lane and once again causing me to slam on the brakes as the last thing I expected was him to turn left from the outside lane.

Just getting to pick up the wife and the last side street before the drive way and this frigin 4WD just did not look and pulled straight out onto Port Road causing me to slam on my brakes again. 

Check out this banana, took this yesterday as I was on the line while this person was wondering why the lights wouldn't change for them even though they were basically on the tracks

 

Update 27/8/05

Where the hell are my goods? Paid for a new front bar last week Wednesday $400, no word on the bar no delivery don't even know if he's still in business. Where's my data cable for my phone, paid $20 last week Thursday told by the supplier Tuesday payment received and cable sent, still no sight of it yet though. Ordered a pair of strut braces Thursday this week told they won't be sent until next week as they just don't have any, why they have them on ebay all the time.

 

Update 27/7/05

 

Far out I don't think things can get much worse at the moment

 

 

 

Update 8/7/05

 

 

Update 2/7/05

 

 

Update 12/6/05

 

OMG this is getting frustrating, I've been home sick since Thursday with this chest infection that's causing me to cough non-stop. If it doesn't clear by the time I've finished my meds I have to go get a x-ray.

I was sitting watching Video Hits this morning and all of a sudden (30 secs) my top lip felt uncomfortable. By the time I made it to a mirror I have a huge swollen lip with a lump in the middle.

Went to the optometrist yesterday as I'm becoming basically blind for long distances. After the test she said I don't actually need glasses but if I want them she'll so a prescription (level 1 or something). Problem A: No wonder people hit things when driving, if I'm struggling with my sight imagine how other are. Problem B: I went to L & P and they only sell "stylish" glasses which means my frames and lens came up to just under $300. Lucky I do have private health and the girl said that would cover basically $200 worth.

This sickness and glasses adds to my on going problem of lack of cash. I finally thought I had most bill out of the way and would be able to start paying off my credit card. I paid $500 off my credit card last week however with these things and the usual I have to pay for I've basically spent all that and I still need to get my car serviced next week as it's already overdue. 

 

 

Last Update: 6/5/2005

What a shitter